Monday, August 10, 2009


jhangon(ranon) ke bich ka ye nokila kela,
kya hi bhala hai ye nashila kela,
bahut pyara pyara,ajab albela,
chut chodne ko kaafi hai ye akela,
chum-chum ke jab banati hai chut use nashila,
to jhum jhum ke ban jata hai ye furtila,
fir chodne ko ban jata hai ye chut ka chela,
chod chod ke bana deta hai chut ko tabela,
pasand hai use gaand-kulhon ka jhamela,
gaan maari ka laga leta hai wo mela,
maar ke jab fadne lagta hai gaand ko ye kela,
to gaand bhi bol uthti hai :ye saala khila hai k kela

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Monday, August 3, 2009

जूस पी लो

Dil ke liye apple ka JUICE*
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka JUICE*
Sehat ke liye anaar ka JUICE*
Aur khush rehne ke liye LU-ND JUICE*

TATA STEEL

Ek ladki ke " T-ShirT" pe likha tha:

**AMUL (TASTE OF INDIA) **

To
Ek ladke ne apni " Jeans penT " ke agge likhwa diya

**TATA STEEL (MAJBOOTI KA VISHWAS)**








aur kitni hi aisi bhi mast LADkiYAN hai
jo DUR se hi LAUDE dekh kar nachti rehti hai


1 wo kam-naseeb ladki hai jo 1 LUND ko tarasti hai,
1 wo Naside wali ladki hai jo LUND dekh kar hasti hai*





jin bechhare ladko ko koi CHUT haath nahi lagti,
unki haalat kaisi daranaah hai wo bhi to dekho*

yad rakhna -- kitni der GAAND maari??

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Saturday, August 1, 2009



itne lambe tagde LAUDE kha kha kar bhi,
BHOSDON ki bhuk pyaas thamti nahi kabhi*


nasiba to dekho is MUST MUST - CHUT wali ladki ka,
chuncuiya chatne uski undha pada hai 1 LAUDA pelwaan*

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