jhangon(ranon) ke bich ka ye nokila kela,
kya hi bhala hai ye nashila kela,
bahut pyara pyara,ajab albela,
chut chodne ko kaafi hai ye akela,
chum-chum ke jab banati hai chut use nashila,
to jhum jhum ke ban jata hai ye furtila,
fir chodne ko ban jata hai ye chut ka chela,
chod chod ke bana deta hai chut ko tabela,
pasand hai use gaand-kulhon ka jhamela,
gaan maari ka laga leta hai wo mela,
maar ke jab fadne lagta hai gaand ko ye kela,
to gaand bhi bol uthti hai :ye saala khila hai k kela

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Biwi Ki Chaddi

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod LAUDA Bahut Tight Hogaya Hai Yaar,
Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

http://chutkale.blog.co.in/2008/06/08/ganpat-rai-or-gaand-phat-rahi/

http://chutkale.blog.co.in/2008/06/08/ganpat-rai-or-gaand-phat-rahi/

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EROTIC DESI: PAKISTANI AND INDIAN DESI PHONE SEX

EROTIC DESI: PAKISTANI AND INDIAN DESI PHONE SEX

EROTIC DESI: PAKISTANI AND INDIAN DESI PHONE SEX

EROTIC DESI: PAKISTANI AND INDIAN DESI PHONE SEX

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जूस पी लो

Dil ke liye apple ka JUICE*
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka JUICE*
Sehat ke liye anaar ka JUICE*
Aur khush rehne ke liye LU-ND JUICE*

TATA STEEL

Ek ladki ke " T-ShirT" pe likha tha:

**AMUL (TASTE OF INDIA) **

To
Ek ladke ne apni " Jeans penT " ke agge likhwa diya

**TATA STEEL (MAJBOOTI KA VISHWAS)**

aur kitni hi aisi bhi mast LADkiYAN hai
jo DUR se hi LAUDE dekh kar nachti rehti hai

1 wo kam-naseeb ladki hai jo 1 LUND ko tarasti hai,
1 wo Naside wali ladki hai jo LUND dekh kar hasti hai*

jin bechhare ladko ko koi CHUT haath nahi lagti,
unki haalat kaisi daranaah hai wo bhi to dekho*

yad rakhna -- kitni der GAAND maari??

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itne lambe tagde LAUDE kha kha kar bhi,
BHOSDON ki bhuk pyaas thamti nahi kabhi*

nasiba to dekho is MUST MUST - CHUT wali ladki ka,
chuncuiya chatne uski undha pada hai 1 LAUDA pelwaan*

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चूत भी क्या चीज़ है

चूत भी क्या चीज़ है

जबसे लन्ड ने चूत को निशाना बना रक्खा है,
चूत ने भी लबों को अपने खोल रक्खा है।

लन्ड के खौफ़ से चूत सहमी रहती थी पहले,
अब तो उस ने चुदाई का मज़ा चख रक्खा है।

चूत को लन्ड से मुहब्बत हो गयी कुछ ऐसी,
रात दिन उस ने दर अपना खुला छोड़ रक्खा है।

चूत लन्ड को नहला धुला कर बाहर भेजे,
लगता है उसने अन्दर हमाम बना रक्खा है।

चूत भी क्या चीज़ है, खट्टी भी नमकिन भी, =(तीखि)
फिर भी उसके जूस में कितना मज़ा रक्खा है।

सब कोई लड़ाई झगड़े से नफ़रत है चूत को ,

लेकिन...!!

चूत ने लन्ड के लिये मैदान बना रक्खा है।

लन्ड अन्दर जाये तो चूत, तील खिल जाती है,
एक एक धक्के पर लन्ड के, चूत हिल हिल जाती है,

ऐसे मिलें जैसे ताल से ताल मिल जाती है,
इसी झटके इसी धक्के में तो मज़ा रक्खा है॥

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JHIBH aur LUND

Q. JHIBH aur LUND me kya Samantar hai?.
Ans.
(1) Dono me Haddi Nahi hai,
(2) Dono pe kabu rakhna Mushqil hai,
(3) Dono Har Samay navi navi item chkhne ke vaste CHUTIYE bane rehte hai*

Girl-friend

Girl-friend chahe jitni bhi Buri ho,Kabhi Bhi Usse Sambandh Mat todna,
Kyuki Pani Kitna Bhi Ganda Ho jaye, Pyaas Nahi to Aag to Bujayegi Hi..


Bure Samay Me Uski CHUT Nahi TO GAAND Wo Bhi Nahi To CHUTAD = KULHE Hi LUND Ki Seva Chakri Karene..

CHUT KA CHAMAN

DOSTI ME- Jo - MIL - JAAVE - CHUT - KA - MANN PASAND LUND,
TO - KYUN - NA-KAR DUN - KRBAAN - APNI -CHUT KA CHAMAN*

GAAND Me UngLi

1 Ladki Ki GAAND Me Pechhe Se Kisi Ne Ungli Di, Aur Chhup Gayaa.

Pechhe Ek 65 Sal KA Buddha Kada Tha.

LARKI Ne Puchha:
BabaG...! Miscal Apne Di?

BABA Apni Pent Khol Kar Bola:
Le Dekh Le...! Mera To Balance Hi Khatam Hai.

Munna-Munni

Munna:
Munni......! Who Din Bhi Kaise Niraale The,
Jab Hum-Tum Saath Me Chipke Sote Thhe,
Tum Choot Ke Khet Me Kheti Karwati Thhi,
Hum Lund ke Ganne Ka HALL Chalate The.
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Munni:
Munna...! Wo Din To Anokhe Gajab ke The,
Jab Choot Meri Bhooki - Pyaasi Rehti Hai.
Aur
Lauda Tera Har Wakhat Bhikhaari Rehta Tha.

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KOLHU aur GANNA

Boy 2 Lady:

idhar dekho JaaneMan, teri MANN-PASAND hum bhi rakhte hai.
Agar tum TIMAATAR rakhti ho, to GAAJAR hum bhi rakhte hai*
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idhar dekho JaaneMan, ek tammanna hum bhi rakhte hai.
Agar tum KOLHU rakhti ho, to GANNA hum bhi rakhte hai*

RAS-GULLE aur TALVAAR

lady 2 boy:

Nahi hai maza teri UNDER-WEAR ke BHARAV-DAAR BAZAAR me,
na tere RESHMI RAS-GULLON me,na teri FOLAADI TALVAAR me*

Mazaa to hai us GULAAB me jo mahakta hai meri SHALVAAR me,
ya us SURANG me jo chamkti hai mari CHUTAD ke GULZAAAR me*

JAAPAAN ka ARMAAN

Zindagi hai kya? ek ARMAAN bhosadi ka;
Aurat ke peechhe hai INSAAN bhosadi ka;
Plastic ke LUND, rabbar ke BHOSDE;
Kya kya banata hai JAAPAAN bhosdi ka*

TAN-BADAN

DOSTI ME- JAB - MIL JAAVE - CHUT - KA - MANN PASAND LUND,
US DOSTI - KYUN - NA-KAR DUN - KRBAAN - APNA - TAN-BADAN*

Pati-Patni

Pati:

CHAHE KITNI HI CHATUR AUR CHALAAK HO MERI PATNI,
PAR CHOD CHOD KE KAR DETA HU USKI CHUT KI CHATNI..
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Patni:

KUL-PATI HAI MERA PATI,LAKH-PATI US KA LUHARI LUND,
CHUT-GAAND KO THOK THOK KAR UTAAR DETA HAI GHAMAND*

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Pati:

LAAKH KA LAVDA,LAKH-PATI HAI MERA LUND,
CHUT KO JO THOKE, TO UDADE US KI THAND*
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Patni:

LAALCHU HAI YE LAWDA, LAMBU TERA LUND,
CHUTON KI CHODAI PE HAI USKO GHAMAND.

CHUDAI Ki KAVITA

* CHUDAI Ki KAVITA *
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DEKH TO LO JARA PRIYA KA WO TAN-BADAN,
CHHATIYON KE UPAR DEKHO GAJAB KA JOBAN,
BADE BADE GOL-GOL GUNBAD HAI AADHA MAN,
KAMAR KE INCH 22 TO KULHE KE PACHPAN,
KAMAR KA WAJAN 9 SER TO KULHE PURA MAN,
JHANGE USKI MOTI MOTI BAN JAEGI PURA MAN.
AGAR CHUT ME HAI BHARPUR CHODAS KA DHAN,
GAAL USKE HAI DABAL ROTI, AUR BAAL SEVYA,
2 NASHILI AANKHE HAI LAAD-PYAR KA GHAN,
TO USKI NOKILI NAAK BHI HAI PYAR KA GAGAN.

LUND ki KHIR

LUND ko kabhi gaali na do, Wo to khilata he khir,
Wo CH00DAI na karta, To na banti teri ye tasweer*

PATLI KAMMAR

LAMBI GARDAN-LAMBI PYAS,
LAMBA LAND-LAMBI CH0DAS,
PATLI KAMMAR-PAAPI G@ND,
CH0DAS KI KARE DEMANDE**